Friday, March 02, 2007

Barney Hates George

Much excitement on the towpath earlier. Max has a guest from America. He works at the embassy. His name is Oscar. He is a Scottie dog. And he has a brother who lives at the White House. Thats the place where the executive Movie Producer feller who produced the hit about Saddam Hussein lives.

Anyhow, Oscar says his brother, whose name is Barney, hates living there. He says his boss is a retard. He dropped him on his head on a concrete floor.
Barney runs away whenever he sees him coming.
And he has developed a dreadful smokers cough because the retards wife chain smokes.

Barney says its disgusting that he should be subject to this kind of dog cruelty. Especially when in effect he is the Country's first dog.

Us dogs on Riverbank say. SET BARNEY FREE .

The White house should not be above the laws put in place to protect creatures who have no voice of their own.

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