Friday, March 02, 2007

Barney Hates George

Much excitement on the towpath earlier. Max has a guest from America. He works at the embassy. His name is Oscar. He is a Scottie dog. And he has a brother who lives at the White House. Thats the place where the executive Movie Producer feller who produced the hit about Saddam Hussein lives.

Anyhow, Oscar says his brother, whose name is Barney, hates living there. He says his boss is a retard. He dropped him on his head on a concrete floor.
Barney runs away whenever he sees him coming.
And he has developed a dreadful smokers cough because the retards wife chain smokes.

Barney says its disgusting that he should be subject to this kind of dog cruelty. Especially when in effect he is the Country's first dog.

Us dogs on Riverbank say. SET BARNEY FREE .

The White house should not be above the laws put in place to protect creatures who have no voice of their own.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Islams Romeo and Juliet

Max, my German friend on the towpath, who is a large Rottwieler has a romantic heart, entirely at odds with his Germanic breeding.

He shared this fabulous love story with me. About this fellow who had been married 11 times, mostly to women who could help him in his career, and so not really for love, until finally, at the age of 52 he found true love.

After a 3 year engagement, the loving couple married. She was 9 at the time, he was, as I mentioned, 52.


I am a sucker for romantic stories, and so rather than take the cynical view that love across the age barrier between prophets and mere mortals raises issues fundamental to the credibility of Islam, I instead find myself celebrating the great love between the Prophet Muhammad and his child bride Aisha.


Those who feel it appropriate to relate the word pedophile to the goings on in the Prophets (PBUH) bedroom just because of the age difference, are missing the point of Islam.

Woof woof..........

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