Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Vote Bush

How did Bush win the election?

Who are the voters who disregarded the facts of Bush's miserable record in just about every category that determines leadership quality.

Here is my understanding.

The electorate is broken down into various target groups.
Along racial lines . Economic lines and so on. The Jewish vote. The Black vote etc.

Team Bush identified a new and growing area, and it was here that the election was won.

The FAT vote.

Fat people conform ideally to the stereotype of an 'opiated mass'.

Fat people - lacking self discipline - lacking self respect - dependent on massive daily doses of intake. As mindlessly addicted as any junkie. They are poor in character - socially dependent on low paid jobs to enable them to keep up their food habit. And best of all, they live in fear. Fear that they will not get to their next meal. They are non active - and so they watch more TV than healthy people. And this is ideal for programming them with TV imagery to reinforce their fear in a way that only President Bush can protect them from.

And because of this low nourishment fat inducing diet that defines them, their ability to exercise intelligent thought in anything beyond the next meal is a quality notably absent. As illustrated by the majority vote in the US election of 2004.

The Fat vote - sponsored by Macdonald's and Coca Cola.

The Fat people of America have spoken.

And you thought President Bush was an idiot?

2 comments:

chasmanian said...

You are absolutely right, here. Of course it is a well known statistic that 3 out of 4 Americans are overweight, and of THOSE people, 65% of them are clinically obese! So there you have it... just over half the population of the US is clinically obese, and they were the ones who voted for the stupid little guy!

Andrew Brel said...

Hi Ostur,

You know, although I myself am half American (Which might explain my constant struggle with weight gain)I have noticed that we English are following the American trend toward obesity. I have seen quite a few fatties on the tow path I can tell you.

Does this mean we will soon be voting for the party that guarantees the largest portions?